dulect:

realising that you forgot homework that you spent so much time on at home

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lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: when I was your age….

Me: image

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inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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darkminho:

checking your phone in the middle of the night

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rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

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